GANDALF DID IT!!! Or, "Contrivances of the Plot"

[Magna]

see? it's just a mental illusion for him *at BWGreymon* how the hell did you figure out how to get in his head?

[cyberziramon]

Magna, BlackWarGreymon has a message for you, now. Also, he has asked me to let him speak on the computer directly for a while.

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BlackWarGreymon: "I blew his mind with sheer badass, that's how. Also, since (according to Azulongmon and MaloMyotismon) I evidently don't have a soul, I borrowed the kid's. I have a purpose (not that I've found it yet), and I have emotions, but Toei forgot to give me a freaking soul (stingy bastards)."

[Magna]

Haha I gotcha they used their last one on me

[cyberziramon]

BKWarGreymon: "I hate you. Normally, I'd take my Dragon Crushers (a.k.a. Dramon Destroyers) and string you up by your own intestines for taking a soul that should've been mine, but Ultima (the kid whose account name is "cyberziramon") is still in hiding from the Digimon Sovereigns plus Fanglongmon, so I have to remain on standby. As Kari Kamiya once spoke of me: 'If BKWarGreymon has two redeeming qualities, it's that he's kinda hot (for a Digimon, anyway) and that he always protects his flunkies.' "

[Magna]

Magna:Kari never said that hello delusion and besides I can't help it if I am super duper awesome anywho what did he do to the Sovereign?And yes that is the plural

[cyberziramon]

You punched him into space for speaking to MasterGreymon, remember? Fanglongmon then shot his ass back to Earth, and he's been in hiding ever since. While duking it out with all five Soveriegns (and I've always heard that used as the plural) DOES sound like a good challenge, I haven't had the time recently.

Oh, he's still renting Sora's closet, he's just hiding out in a Days Inn somewhere right now. I don't know which one, nor do I care so long as he does his job.

Also, Kari said that in a fanfic, not reality. Clearly, we each broke a different Fourth Wall.

[Magna]

Magna:I'm good at that but I will fight the SOVEREIGN if you want me to

[cyberziramon]

BlackWarGreymon: "No, that won't be necessary. Ultima just got a written apology from Fanglongmon (who appeared to be drunk at the time of his encounter with my employee), so Ultima has since then re-taken up his residence in Sora Takenouchi's closet, thus successfully ripping off Rukia Kuchiki from Bleach. I'm just curious as to how he got there in the first place."

Ultima: "If I knew, Master, then I would tell you."

[Magna]

how do you think?

[cyberziramon]

Ultima: "Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you! you punched me into outer SPACE!!"

BKWarGreymon: "Trust me, he doesn't know how he got there."

Sora: "Neither do I, really. One day, I came home from school to find all of my chores done, about fifty bucks in my wallet, and some guy I'd never seen before in my closet. It didn't freak me out nearly as much as it should've."

[Magna]

Me:that's because you live with a talking antropomorphic bird

[cyberziramon]

Sora: "Excellent point."

[Magna]

Me:I can't say much I live with him *points at Magna*

[cyberziramon]

No, you can't.

[Magna]

Me:see?